Favorite movies: Brokeback mountain (2005)
You’re a weight on me. You’re a b u r d e n . You’re just fucking dragging me down
Lorde talking about that time she and Taylor Swift got attacked by squirrels
One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect