I want you to be someplace you’re happy and I get that it’s not here.
me every two minutes: MY EX-MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIENDDD SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE IT TO THE FELLAAA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLAA GOOD HAIRRR WON’T YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE COULD SHAKE SHAKE SHAKEEEE
Ross: “About that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?”
Instructor: “Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them…”
365Films » Prisoners (2013) - [95/365]"Tell me what you’re drawing."
"Now let me dispel a few rumours so they don’t fester into facts. Yes, I too attended at ‘Hell-ton’ and survived. And no, at that time I was not the mental giant you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face."